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This is my life summed up in an e-card.
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Harry Potter is like a fine whisky, it gets better with age.
Twilight is like crack, its bad for you and super addictive.
Glee is like ecstasy, its fun at first but you can get a really bad episode every now and then and the comedown is really bad.
Sherlock is like heroin, everyone is itching for their next fix.
Doctor Who is like red wine, mature and has a big history.
#supernatural is just a bunch of alcohol all at once to drown out the pain
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when you start shipping something you know is totally wrong

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Cookies ‘N Creamtini.
Ingredients & Measurements:
- 1/2 cup Milk
- 1/4 cup Whipped Vodka
- 1 1/2 teaspoons Oreo Instant Pudding Mix
- Chocolate Syrup
- Crushed Oreo Crumbs
- Whipped Cream
- 1 mini Oreo
Instructions:
- Mix milk/cream, whipped vodka, and pudding mix in shaker with ice. Shake for 30 seconds.
- Dip rim of glass in syrup, then dip rim in oreo crumbs. Pour drink into glass.
- Top with whipped cream and a mini oreo if you want
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this is a post about terrible nhl.com puns

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you know, sometimes I can predict if I’m going to fall super hardcore in love with some tv show or book, but I can promise you this: I never expected to fall this hard for a fucking dumbass game where idiots hit a piece of rubber around on a sheet of ice.
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